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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Did you hear about the shoplifter who stole a board game from Toys 'R' Us? He got Life.
My girlfriend yelled at me, "Stick it in!" I did. "Thrust hard!" I did. "Don't stop!" Finally, I said, "It's okay. I know how to unclog a toilet!"
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