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Remember three years ago, when I asked you to join John Oliver's plea to save Net Neutrality? We did and it worked. Until last week ...when FCC chairman and a former Verizon attorney, Ajit Pai, called for gutting all net neutrality regulations. Fortunately, Oliver grabbed an easy-to-remember URL that redirects right into the FCC's page so you can enter your comments. Just click on "+ Express" and voice your position, hopefully in favor of net neutrality! And tell all your friends.
http://goFCCyourself.com
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Every time I wear my bathing suit to the pool, I can feel all the women dressing me with their eyes!
Mark showed up on time but Peggy wasn't ready for their date. In fact, he could hear her singing in the shower. She finally called out to him, "Sorry I'm so late, but I was shopping for a new dress and lost track of time." Wrapped only in a bath towel, she opened the door and asked, "Would you like to see me in my new dress?" Mark appreciated her still-damp charms straining the towel and said with a smile, "I'd like nothing better!"
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