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We got a Google Home for Christmas and love doing certain things with it, but here are a lot more that I didn't realize it could do. If you have one, share your favorites with me, please.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.
A fat woman sat at the bar wearing a T-shirt that said, "Watch out. I'm a maneater!" I said, "Excuse me. About your T-shirt slogan..." She angrily interjected, "Oh, so you want to know how many men I've eaten? Well, I can't help my size, you know!" I replied, "Actually, no. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say, 'That's not how you spell manatee'!"
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