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"A boy in my class asked me to play doctor, Mommy." "Oh, dear," said Little Suzie's mother nervously. "What happened, honey?" Little Suzie replied, "Not much. He made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company!"
The new parish priest called Mother Superior into his office. "Sister, I want to show you something." "What is it, Father?" "Come into my bedroom and close the blinds." "What?" "I said, 'Come into my bedroom and close the blinds'." "I heard what you said -- I just can't believe you said it!" "Please! Come in." Curious, she did as she was told. "Now sit beside me on the bed." "I'm leaving." "Aren't you the least bit curious?" Well, she was curious, so she sat down beside him. "Now get under the covers." "WHAT?!" "Otherwise it doesn't work!" After much coaxing, she got under the covers. "Now come closer," he whispered. Nervously, she did so. "See! My new watch does glow in the dark!"
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