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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A game warden saw Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He asked him, "Where did you get that turkey?" Little Johnny replied, "What turkey?" "That turkey under your arm." Little Johnny looked down and said, "Well, lookee here. A turkey done roosted under my arm!" "Now look, son. You know turkey season is over, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm gonna do to you. If you break his leg, I'll break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. So, exactly what are you gonna do with that turkey?" Little Johnny replied, "I guess I'm gonna kiss his a$$ and let him go!"
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