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Many of you have asked about my health. I don't want to bore you, but it's been two months since my heart attack and, simply, I feel better than ever. I'm eating less and exercising more, advice which I've heard for years but failed to heed. There's nothing like a quick $75,000 bill from a wide variety of doctors, hospitals, and various medical groups to focus your attention! (Thank goodness we have good health insurance. Pity those who don't.)
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A schoolteacher asked her golf instructor, "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" He replied, "P-u-t-t is correct." he replied. " 'Put' means to place something where you want it; a 'putt' is merely a vain attempt to do the same thing!"
One balmy spring day, a young lady asked a Scotsman, "Is anything worn under your kilt?" "No, lassie" he replied, "everything is in fine working order!"
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