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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with a blue ship? Both crews were marooned!
A pilot was forced into an emergency landing in a farmer's field. The farmer took the pilot back to his house, where the farmer kept a golden fiddle above the fireplace. The farmer then introduced the pilot to his beautiful wife. "How do you trust her here all day alone while you're out working the fields?" "Oh, I trust her," said the farmer. "She's never been unfaithful." The pilot thought a moment and then said, "Are you a betting man? I'll make you a little bet: if I can take her upstairs and she remains faithful for two hours, you can have my airplane. If not, I get your golden fiddle." The farmer replied, "Deal." The pilot took the wife upstairs. After an hour, the farmer started playing the fiddle. "Be true to me / Be true for just two hours. / Be true to me / And his airplane will be ours." Soon his wife came down the stairs. "Darling, did you stay true to me?" She picked up his fiddle, and started playing. "He kissed me on the lips / He kissed me on the t¡ts / He kissed me in the middle. / He kissed a spot that you forgot / And you lost that friggin' fiddle!"
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