Thursday, January 7, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] January 8, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester JJ Steadman sends along this cool video of 3D animation projected onto the sides of buildings. You must see this to understand:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Many police officers still write reports by hand and then a computer tech enters the data into the database. One tech thought surely a theft report of a farmer losing 2,025 pigs had to be in error. He called the farmer directly and asked, "Mr. Smith, Is it true that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked. "Yeth," lisped the farmer. The tech responded, "Okay. Thank you." She then entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."

A couple, who had been married for years, was making love. He asked, "What's wrong, dear? Did I hurt you?" "No," she replied. "Why do you ask?" He said, "You moved!"


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