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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of the desperate criminal, Hop-A-Long Capacity. This unrectified criminal escaped from a primary cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber. He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If encountered, he may offer a series of resistance. Capacity is also charged with driving D. C. Motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass. The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit. He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current, who was playing a harmonic.
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