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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Thanks for giving me that harmonica for my birthday," said Little Johnny. "It's the best present I ever got!" "I'm glad you like it," said his uncle. "Have you learned how to play it already?" "Oh, I don't play it at all," Little Johnny replied. "Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and Dad gives me a dollar a night not to play it during the night!"
A man was trying to enjoy a drink at the bar but couldn't because two women were arguing loudly beside him. One said, "If a guy sleeps with a bunch of different girls he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with a bunch of different guys, she's a slut." The man interjected, "If a key opens lots of locks it's a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a crappy lock." They got mad and left and he got two free beers!
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