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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Three fifth-graders, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, were at a slumber party comparing their bodies. Whose figure was the best? The blonde, of course. After all, she was 18!
An infamous stud delighted in sharing his list of conquests with his buddies at the bar but tonight he looked worried. The barkeep asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife." "So stop," said the bartender. "How can I?" asked the womanizer. "He didn't sign his name!"
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