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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A mother mouse and her three children were feasting in the kitchen when she saw the cat slinking towards them, blocking their path to their mouse hole. Mother Mouse took a deep breath and, in a loud deep voice, said, "Woof! Woof!" The cat turned tail and ran. She then quickly led her children back to safety. When their hearts had stopped racing, she asked, "Now, children, what did we learn from that?" The baby mice squealed, "Watch out for the cat?" "No," said their mother. "It's good to know a second language!"
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