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European leaders recently demanded that Icelandic banks give them back their cash. They forgot that the Icelandic alphabet has no letter C!
Yamaha recently recalled 20,000 grand pianos due to sticking pedals that cause pianists to play too fast, resulting in a dangerous number of accidentals. The pedal problem also makes it harder to come to a full stop at the end of a piece. Although there have been some accidentals, so far there have been no deafs. Analysts expect this to put a damper on their bass market. Will they be able to sustain sales? When Congress heard about the treble, they called in the president of Yamaha for questioning. He gave a sharp response, playing down the scale of the problem, before taking the fifth. "Only a few modals are affected by this relative minor problem," he said. With no progression towards resolution, piano sales are flat. Analysts predict an interval of diminished revenue for the company. Yamaha plans to fine-tune their marketing to augment sales. May they arrive at a more harmonious A-chord as this development is hammered out and the situation plays out.
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