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Charter CyberJokester Neil Rubenking sends along this hilarious blog, "Steve, Don't Eat It!" in which poor Steve tastes food that no one should ever have to eat. My question is: if this stuff is so bad, how does it sell?
http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/
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When I had surgery, the doctor said he was going to give me a local anesthetic. I said, "Come on, Doc! I've got insurance. Give me the imported stuff!"
Three female roommates got a parrot. Every morning when they passed before it, the bird pronounced three colors. One day, it said, "Yellow, blue, black." The next day, "Pink, white, blue." Finally, one of them realized those were the colors of their underpants. She mentioned it to the others, but they didn't believe her. So the next day, as a test, they all wore black panties. Sure enough, the parrot said, "Black, black, black." They were astonished. The next morning they decided to trick the bird by wearing no underwear at all. When they passed before the parrot, it looked puzzled but clearly said, "Straight, curly, shaved!"
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