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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A hospital administrator was worried. In just one week, fourteen patients had come down with food poisoning from undercooked meat. He called an emergency conference of all medical and kitchen personnel. The subject line of his email? "Staph Meating!"
A guy woke up one morning with a massive hangover. He couldn't remember a thing from the night before. As he got out of bed, he saw a bra on the floor. He thought, "What in the hell happened last night?" He walked to the bathroom and in the hall saw a pair of sexy panties. Again he wondered, "What happened? I wonder who I was with? It must have been some party." When he got to the bathroom, he looked in the mirror and noticed a little white string hanging from his mouth. "Oh, God, please let this be a teabag!"
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