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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Look, grandmother. I made you a cup of coffee so you could drink it in bed." "Johnny, that's so sweet. Thank you so much!" She took a sip; it was the worst coffee she'd ever tasted! But she forced it down because the little fellow was so proud. Nearing the bottom, she saw three little green army men in the bottom of the cup. "Honey, why are there three of your army men in my cup?" Her grandson proudly replied, "It's like on TV, Grandma: the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' "
"My husband and I have Olympic sex." "Wow. That must be terrific!" "Not really; it only happens once every four years!"
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