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CyberJokester Ann Orgel sends along Paula Deen's recipe for English Peas. While the "recipe" consists of adding a stick of butter to two cans of peas (seriously!), that's not the reason to visit. Instead, read the hundreds of hysterical "reviews!"
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/index.html
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Some city slickers bought a ranch to raise cattle. A friend stopped by to see the new spread and asked its name. The would-be cattleman answered, "Well, I wanted to call it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q. Our son liked Flying-W. And our daughter wanted Lazy-Y. So, we compromised: we call it the 'Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y.' " "That's quite a mouthful. So where are your cattle?" "They didn't survive the branding!"
A blonde walking down the street sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead. She sighed, "Here we go again."
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