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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I had pizza with Garry Kasporov at an Italian restaurant, complete with a checked tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the parmesan cheese!
Grandma answered the doorbell, quickly closed the door, and returned to her chair. "Who was it, Grandma?" asked her grandson. She answered, "Oh, just some man selling raincoats." "That's strange. Are you sure that he was selling raincoats?" Grandma said, "He must have been selling raincoats, because he had nothing on underneath!"
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