It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
I answered a knock on the door this morning to find a young man who said, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I'd like to speak with you." I told him, "Come on in." He did and I asked, "So? What do you want to talk about?" He looked confused. "I don't know; I've never gotten this far before!"
Definition of layover: When she hangs around for a second night!
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