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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My wife hired a recent Eastern European immigrant to clean our house, but it took her all day just to vacuum our carpets. Turned out she was a Slovak!
Jim awoke in front of the TV to a loud scream from the bedroom. He ran in just as some guy leapt out the window. "Jim! Help! That guy just screwed me twice!" "Twice? Why didn't you yell after the first time?" "Because, until he started up the second time, I thought he was you!"
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