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President's Day is the perfect day to sit back, reflect on this great country we live in, and waste an hour with some new sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I was invited to a party and told to "dress to kill." Apparently they weren't expecting fatigues, a beard, and a backpack filled with explosives!
It was Valentine's Day and the little old couple was sitting on the couch watching TV. On a lark, he switched to the Playboy Channel. After a few minutes, they were feeling frisky. "Do you think we can still do that?" "Well, we can try!" They shuffled off, he to the bathroom to get ready, she to the bedroom, where she took off all her clothes. When he came out of the bathroom, there she was, naked, doing a headstand near the bed. "What are you doing?" he asked. She replied, "I figured that, if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!"
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