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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An Irish mental hospital thought Patty and Mike might be cured so they summoned them to the doctor's waiting room. Patty went in first. "Patty, you will be asked two questions and, if you get them right, you will be free to go. First, if I poked out one of your eyes, what would happen?" Patty answered, "I'd be blind in one eye." "What if I poked out your other eye?" "I'd be totally blind." Patty knew he had gotten his freedom. The doctor sent Patty back to the waiting room where he told Mike both the questions and the correct answers. The doctor called Mike in and asked, "Mike, if I cut off your ear, what would happen?" Mike remembered what Patty told him and replied, "I'd be blind in one eye." This perplexed the doctor, but he asked his other question, "What if I cut off your other ear?" "I'd be totally blind," Mike answered with a grin. "Mike, exactly what's your reasoning behind those answers?" Mike realized his error but quickly responded, "Me hat'd fall over me eyes!"
I believe it was Woody Allen who said, "Sex is the most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing that money can buy!"
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