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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man entered a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender asked, "What's his name?" "Tiny," answered the man. "Tiny? Why do you call him 'Tiny'?" The man replied, "Because he's minute!"
The businessman took his new young secretary to a motel. She seemed shy and inexperienced, so he decided to tutor her in the art of love. He began by running his hands over her chest. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked. "No." "I'm fondling your breasts." Then he moved his hand between her legs. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "No." "I'm caressing your clitoris." Finally, he became so aroused that he couldn't wait, and entered her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he panted. She responded coolly, "Yes. You're catching herpes!"
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