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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The doctor called Mrs. Cohen. "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen said, "So did my arthritis!"
A princess, walking past a pond in the royal gardens, looked down and saw a hideous frog. "My, you're an ugly frog!" To her surprise, the frog replied, "I know. I had a really bad spell cast on me." "Well, I've seen frogs with bad spells before, but none as ugly as you." "Look, lady: just leave me alone. Like I said, it was a really bad spell." The princess wavered. "So, if I do kiss you, will you turn into a handsome prince?" The frog concluded, "I doubt it. A spell this bad will probably take a blow job!"
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