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Candy Chang repainted an eyesore wall with multiple instances of "Before I die I want to __________," then posted chalk, encouraging the public to share their thoughts. Look at what happened:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand? " The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
A sailor, at sea for a long time, was anxious to see his girlfriend. He emailed her, "I've missed you so much! I can't wait to make love to you. Meet me at the pier, bring the station wagon, and put a mattress in the back so we can do it as soon as I step ashore." She, just as horny as he was, replied, "I'll ready the station wagon but you'd better be the first one off that ship, sailor, 'cause I ain't checking I.D.'s!"
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