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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The air conditioning broke at the Catholic Church, so they hired Schmidt to crawl up into the ductwork to fix it. As Schmidt looked down through a vent into the sanctuary far below, he saw Mrs. Murphy saying her prayers. Schmidt thought he'd mess around a little. In his best baritone, he proclaimed, "This is Jesus. Your prayers will be answered." Mrs. Murphy didn't budge, but just kept saying her prayers. Schmidt thought that maybe she was hard of hearing, so he tried again. "This is Jesus Christ! Your prayers will be answered!" But again, Mrs. Murphy did not react. Mustering up his maximum volume, Schmidt intoned, "This is Jesus Christ, the Son of God! Your prayers will be answered!" Mrs. Murphy looked at the cross and said, "Hold it down, will ya? I'm talkin' to your mom!"
A mall security guard stopped a blonde who was naked from the waist up. "Miss, you can't walk around here like that!" She replied, "Why not? The sign over there says, "Save Money -- Take Half Off!"
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