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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man walked into a bar carrying a dog with no legs and placed it on the bar. The bartender said, "Look at that: a dog with no legs! What do you call him?" The man replied, "I named him 'Cigarette,' because every night, I take him out for a drag!"
"Doc, I'm afraid to get married because my pen¡s is so small." The doctor suggested, "Get a job on a dairy farm. Every day, dip it in cow's milk and then let a calf suck all the milk off. That will make it bigger." Two months later, he returned to the doctor's office. "So? Did you ever get married?" "Married? Nah, I just bought a calf!"
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