[cyberjoke3000] June 1, 2011

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Everyone who's played with classic Hot Wheels 360° loop has wondered what it would be like to do that in a real car. "Fifth Gear" found out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZoVAZGgsw

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How do old people know which day of the week it is? By their pill case.

Two old men were chatting on a Miami park bench. "Yesterday, I met this lady, ten years younger than me. We walked, we talked, we went to the beach, and we ended up back at my apartment. She sat down on the bed and I sang Some Enchanted Evening to her." "And then?" "Then what? Nothing. She went home." "Did you get her phone number? Maybe I could call her?" "Yeah, sure." A few days later they met again. "So? Did you call her?" "Sure did." "What happened?" "We walked, we talked, we went to the beach, and we ended up back at my apartment. She sat down on the bed, but I don't know the words to Some Enchanted Evening, so I f*¢ked her!"

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