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[cyberjoke3000] September 12, 2011



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

 

Don't believe everything you read. Even though the Pampers box clearly says "6-12 pounds," they're lying. Those things won't even hold five!

Three guys in a balloon were lost in the fog. The first guy said, "I'll find out where we are," reached way down and announced, "We're over Paris." "How do you know?" ask the others. "Because I just felt the Eiffel Tower." A while later, the second guy did the same thing and said, "We just flew over London." "How do you know?" ask the others. "Because I just felt the top of Big Ben." A while later, the third guy did the same and announced, "Now we're over Glasgow." "How do you know?" "Because some bastard just stole my watch!"


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