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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
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A guy asked a girl out on a date. They went to a nice restaurant for dinner and wine and then a movie. On the way home, he stopped on a deserted road. After a few minutes, he was pretty excited, but she stopped him, saying she was a virgin and intended to stay that way. Negotiating, he suggested a hand job. "I don't know what that is," she said. "What do I do?" He answered, "Remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a soda and then spray your brother with it?" She nodded. "Well, it's like that." So she did just that. Soon his head fell back against the headrest, his eyes closed in pleasure, but suddenly he screamed in agony. She asked, "What's wrong?" He screamed, "Take your thumb off of the end!"
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