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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Fred, Bill and Ed were fishing when Fred stood up to get a beer, lost his balance, and fell out of the boat. Ed said, "What'll we do?" Bill said, "Jump in after him. Fred can't swim!" Ed jumped in and, after what seemed like an eternity, finally surfaced. "Bill! Help me get him in the boat." Struggling, they finally wrestled Fred back into the boat. Ed said, "Now what? I don't think he's breathing." Bill said, "Give him mouth-to-mouth." As Ed did, he recoiled. "Damn. I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill said, "Yeah, and I don't remember Fred wearing a snowmobile suit, either!"
I got up this morning a little hung over, stumbled down to the kitchen, and found my wife frying one of my socks. "What are you doing?" I asked. She replied, "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed as drunk as a skunk." I wandered off to the bathroom thinking, "I don't recall asking her to cook my sock...."
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