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A friend from the old Sierra days, Gary Spinrad, has a new band that combines Elvis and Kiss: it's called "Elviss Simmons". Here's an hilarious video they made to introduce the band that made me laugh out loud. Mark my words: you'll see them in Vegas soon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAcUnCbotc8
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A farmer's son was on his way home from market with a crate of chickens, but he dropped the box. It fell open and chickens scurried off in every direction. The determined boy combed the neighborhood, scooping up wayward birds and returning them to the crate. Hoping he had found them all, he returned home, but feared the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose on the way home, but I got all twelve of them back." "You done good, boy," beamed his father, "because you only started home with seven!"
How is parsley like pubic hair? You push them both aside to get to the good stuff!
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