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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Bret told his buddies at the bar, "Last night, while I was down here drinking with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." His buddies looked worried. "Did he get anything?" Bret replied, "He sure did: a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a broken rib. My wife thought it was me, coming home drunk again!"
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors: Put on your glasses; verify your partner is actually in the bed. Set a timer in case you doze off. Establish mood lighting; turn off all the lights. Before you start, put 911 on speed dial. Write your partner's name on your hand in case you forget. Keep Polygrip nearby so your teeth don't fall under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually finish. Make all the noise you want; the neighbors are deaf, too. Don't even think about trying it twice. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
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