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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
When a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
"Doctor, please help me. I get no sleep because all night long I have to get up and go to the bathroom." "Of course. First, undress." She did. "Now do a handstand in front of that full-length mirror." Skeptical, but wanting to solve her problem, she did so. "Now spread your legs." She did and the doctor put his head between them, resting his chin right …there. He said, "Yes, uh huh, yes" and asked her to dress again. "Miss, you must restrict the amount of fluids you drink before bed." "But what was with that exercise before the mirror?" The doctor replied, "My wife is right; a beard would suit me!"
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