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Yesterday, I received a phone call with the caller ID of "Unnamed Caller" (always a red flag!). After I said "Hello" there was a short silence (another red flag!). A heavy foreign accent said, "Hello, I'm Eric Robinson." (Yeah. Right.) "I'm calling from Windows Technical Support." Of course it was a scam. (Microsoft will never call you about anything.) I played along. "Really, Eric? I hope there's nothing wrong with my computer." "Yes, there is. But if you let me log onto it, I will fix it for you." "Oh, Eric. Thank you so much! You'd do that for me? What will it cost?" "Nothing. It's a free service of Microsoft." (BS!) I shouted at him, "Eric, why don't you find a real job and stop cheating people!" "Huh? What?" (Dial tone.) Now, I've heard about this scam, but this was my first experience with the actual scumbags. If I had given him access to my machine, he would have installed malware that did god knows what and then extorted me for $50 or more to remove it. Don't fall for this one!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A Jewish woman was riding the subway when a man with a long beard, black hat, and long, black coat entered the car. The woman looked at him and said, "Just look at you: you dress like it's 1850 in a small Polish village. It's Jews like you who confirm the worst gentile stereotypes and make it rough for us Progressive Jews." The man said, "Ma'am, I'm not Jewish, I'm Amish." She responded, "Oh. It's nice you people stick with your traditions!"
Organizers of the first "National Orgasm Week" were disappointed to learn that three-quarters of the women involved were just pretending to celebrate it!
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