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It was the happiest day of my life. I arrived at the church with my wife waiting at the altar. I walked up the aisle, kissed her on the cheek, smiled... and closed the lid!
A couple appeared before the judge. The judge asked, "What are the grounds for this divorce?" The wife said, "Cruel and inhuman punishment, your honor. He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing, 'The Way We Were' while he urinated all over me." The judge said, "My God, that's horrible." The wife replied, "Yeah. He knows I hate that song!"
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