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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool!
Three Frenchmen were enjoying espresso when a young American leaned over to ask the definition of savoir faire. The first answered with an example: "If you arrive home to find your wife in the passionate embrace of a stranger and you say, 'Excusez moi' and quietly depart, then you have demonstrated savoir faire." "Mais non," said the second Frenchman. "A better example is if you arrive home to find your wife in the passionate embrace of a stranger and you say, 'Excusez moi, continuez,' and then quietly depart, you have exhibited savoir faire." The third, more venerable Frenchman shook his head and said, "The proper answer is: if you arrive home to find your wife in the passionate embrace of a stranger and you say, 'Excusez moi, continuez' and he does, then he has savoir faire!"
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