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At first, I didn't like my beard, but then it grew on me.
Good Girls, Bad Girls and Naughty Girls: When it's hot, good girls loosen a few buttons; bad girls make you hot by loosening a few buttons; naughty girls loosen your buttons! Good girls wax their floors; bad girls wax their bikini lines; naughty girls wax your nut sack! Good girls blush during movie sex scenes; bad girls know they could do it better; naughty girls do it during the movie! Good girls wear white cotton panties; bad girls wear thongs; naughty girls wear none! Good girls aren't fully dressed without their pearls; bad girls are dressed with just their pearls; naughty girls want a "pearl necklace!" Good girls pack their toothbrush; bad girls pack their diaphragm; naughty girls pack their dildo! Good girls say, "Don't! Stop!"; bad girls say, "Don't stop!"; naughty girls say, "I'll tell you when you can stop!" Good girls wear high heels to work; bad girls wear high heels to bed; naughty girls make you wear high heels! Good girls never go after another girl's man; bad girls always go after another girl's man; naughty girls go after another girl's man and his brother. Good girls think the office is no place for romance; bad girls think the office is a great place for romance; naughty girls think no place is the wrong place for romance! Good girls prefer the missionary position; bad girls prefer the missionary position for starters; naughty girls think the Kama Sutra is just for starters! Good girls say "No;" bad girls say "Yes;" naughty girls say "Hell, yes!" Good girls go to a party, go home, and then go to bed; bad girls go to a party, go to bed, and then go home; naughty girls take the party home with them!
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