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Happy Independence Day! Hope you have a safe and sane but fun Fourth!
What better way to celebrate your bank's 130th anniversary than to fund a short flash mob concert where an orchestra and choir materialize in a town square to play a short excerpt from one of the most inspiring music ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBaHPND2QJg
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How many Dungeons and Dragons players does it take to change a light bulb? Roll 1D20 to find out.
One night, a man heard howls coming from his basement. He discovered a female cat having sex with a mouse. Fascinated, he gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him outside where the mouse repeated his amazing performance by having sex with their German Shepherd. Dying to share this discovery with someone, he rushed upstairs and woke his wife. But before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and ducked under the covers. "Don't be afraid, dear," said the man. "You're not going to believe this!" His wife screamed, "Get out of here! And take that sex maniac with you!"
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