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A priest and a rabbi were discussing job prospects. The priest said, "There's a good chance that I'll be the next bishop." "Bishop!" marvels the rabbi. "Very nice. But after that?" "Oh, I don't know. It's possible I could become archbishop, given luck and God's blessing." "Very nice, very nice. And after archbishop?" "Well, after that it's cardinal, but that's unlikely. But theoretically, I suppose I could become a cardinal." "Lovely!" enthused the rabbi. "So what's after cardinal?" The priest smiled. "After cardinal? Pope, but I'm hardly likely to become... I suppose it is possible. But highly doubtful." "Splendid! And after pope?" The priest looked at him. "After pope? There's nothing after pope! I mean, there's nothing above pope but God. But I can't become that!" The rabbi smiled. "Why not? One of our boys made it!"
Thor was feeling amorous so he wandered Earth until he found a lusty maiden. They made love all day and all night. Finally, exhausted, he realized he hadn't properly introduced himself. "I'm Thor," he said. She replied, "Tho am I, but it wath fun, wathn't it?"
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