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A priest asked his friend, "Rabbi, my parish is plagued by thieves. Nearly every day one of my flock has his house broken into. Is it the same with you?" "Not really. We keep a little box on the side of our doors called a mezuzah. When a mezuzah is on our entrance, the Holy One protects both us and our property." The priest exclaimed, "I've got to get one of those!" The rabbi cheerfully gave him one. But within days, the same priest came to the rabbi's house. "So? Were you not protected from robbers?" The priest replied, "I was! But now I'm plagued with something even worse." "What?" asked the rabbi. "Fund raisers!"
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