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Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
Norm, a city boy, fell in love with a beautiful country girl and asked her father for her hand in marriage. Dad wasn't thrilled with some unskilled city slicker. "Sure, you can marry her ...if you can pass a little test." "Anything, sir!" said the eager Norm. "Okay. First, jump that barbed wire fence, swim across that river, and have sex with my old milk cow in the barn on the other side." "Okay!" said Norm and did just that. "Okay, now can I marry your daughter?" The farmer couldn't believe that Norm had actually done those things. He decided to up the ante. "Nope. First, you gotta fix the fence around the south forty, brand a dozen steers, and then screwed that cow again." Norm did it. "Now?" The farmer thought this free labor thing was pretty good, so he said, "Nope. But you can ...if you plow the north forty, tear out all those brambles down by the creek, and screw my cow again." Soon Norm was back. "Done!" "Well, I'll be danged, son. You're not worthless after all. I will let you marry my daughter." Norm shook his head. "To hell with her; how much do you want for that cow?!"
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