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Three kingdoms surrounding a lake had fought for centuries over the island in its center. They finally decided to settle the dispute once and for all with a battle. The first kingdom sent fifty knights, each with three squires. The second kingdom sent only twenty knights, each with only two squires. The poor third kingdom sent only one old knight, plus one lone squire. The night before the big battle, the first kingdom's knights cavorted and drank heavily as their squires sharpened weapons and polished armor. The second kingdom's knights also cavorted and drank heavily as their squires sharpened weapons and polished armor. Even the third kingdom's lone knight cavorted and drank too much, while his lone squire prepared dinner by slinging a long rope over a high branch to hang his cook pot over his campfire. The next morning, when the battle began, all the knights were too hung over to fight, so the squires fought instead. They battled for hours but when the dust finally settled, one solitary figure limped away from the carnage: the third kingdom's lone squire was victorious! Which just goes to prove: the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides!
A man wanted to impress the woman at the bar. He boasted, "I have a 10-inch co¢k." She answered, "I find that hard to swallow!"
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