[cyberjoke3000] September 24, 2012

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Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul and then caught a bus to honeymoon in Duluth. The bus was filled with deer hunters. Thirty minutes out of St. Paul, the bus broke down in front of a nice hotel. Sven said, "Lena, there's a hotel right here. How about ve consummate our marriage?" Lena said, "No. I vant to vait till ve get to Duluth." Soon, the bus was repaired and their journey continued but after fifty miles, it broke again, right in front of a nice motel. Sven said, "Lena, there's a nice motel right here. How about ve consummate our marriage?" Lena said, "No. I'll vait till Duluth." The bus got fixed again but only went ten miles before it broke again, in the middle of a forest. This time, Lena said, "Sven, I tink ve should go into these voods and do it." Sven needed no further encouragement. As they walked back to the bus, he asked, "Lena, vhen ve vere by that nice hotel you refused and vhen ve vere by that nice motel you refused, but here in the woods you wanted to do it. Why?" Lena said, "Didn't you hear those deer hunters? They said if that bus breaks down again, the f*¢king season vill be over!" 

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