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Famous Last Words: "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger." "No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. You make that dress look fat." "This vest is guaranteed to be totally bullet-proof." "Whoops." "Hey, watch this!" "I know how to fly a plane, I just don't know how to land." "Oh, yeah? You don't look so tough." "I'm sure it's perfectly safe." "Don't worry. These natives aren't cannibals!" "Here, hold my beer!"
The pert new administrative assistant came into her boss's office and closed the door. "I'd like to get something off my chest." He smiled and said, "What's that, Renee?" Renee replied, "Your eyes!"
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