Thursday, September 20, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] September 21, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A couple had a fight. The wife screamed, "Leave! Get out of this house!" As the husband started out the door, she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" He stopped, turned around and said, "So, wait. Now you want me to stay?"

 

Why was the blonde confused in the bathroom? She had to pull down her own pants! 


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