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Ladies, when a man says he will fix something, he will; there's no need to remind him of it every six months.
I told a woman at the bar last night that I could guess what day any woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then, give me a try." After about a minute of fondling, she lost patience. "Come on, already. What day was I born?" I told her, "Yesterday!"
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