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A cute young blonde received a new Mercedes SL650 from one of her admirers. The car drove great during the day, but at night it just wouldn't move at all. After putting up with this for a week, she took it back to the dealership. A technician examined it, but could find nothing wrong. Finally, he asked the blonde, "Ma'am, are you using the right gears?" Insulted, she replied, "I'm not stupid. Of course I'm using the right gears: D during the day and N at night!"
The doctor at the rural health clinic admonished his redneck patient, "Billy Bob, until this penicillin cleans up your infection, you ain't to have no relations whatsoever!" Billy Bob looked concerned. "Okay, Doc, but wha' 'bout friends 'n' neighbors?"
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