Tuesday, November 27, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] November 28, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Zadir sends along this wonderful panoramic photograph from the Eiffel Tower. I’ve been there. It looked exactly like this, although the weather was a little less cloudy.

http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/paris.htm

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My sex life is like a Ferrari; I don't have a Ferrari.

 

A third-grade teacher asked her students what they wanted to be when they grew up. Little Johnny said, "I want to be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find me a bitch, set her up in a penthouse apartment in Vegas, and buy her expensive jewelry and a Ferrari. Then I'll buy her a beach house in Miami, a jet to fly between her cribs, and have sex with her all night and half the day." The shocked teacher was at a loss for words. She took a deep breath and asked Little Suzi what she wanted to be when she grew up. Little Suzi didn't hesitate. "Ma'am, as of right now, I'm lookin' to be Johnny's bitch!" 


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