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From time to time my mom puts on her wedding dress. It's not that she's sentimental; she just gets way behind in her laundry!
A farmer's wife walked into the barn and was shocked to see her husband standing behind their milk cow, humping away. She yelled, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! I'm gonna tell everyone you had sex with a cow!" The farmer finished, pulled his trousers up, looked at her, and calmly said, "Fine. Tell anybody you want, but if you do, I'm going to say it's because the cow is better at it than you!"
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